Not much new to report. We are experiencing some sort of wind storm right now. It started last night and is expected to continue at least through tomorrow. I can't watch TV and when Jack comes in from outside I have to spray her with Static Guard.* I hate wind. I really, really hate it. Mike does not understand how this is possible. Last night we repeated a conversation that we have once or twice a year when there is wind:
Me: I hate wind! I looooooooooaaaaathe the wind!!
Mike: How can you hate it? It's only the wind. I don't understand.
Me: Well, you didn't have to go to high school in a town called Sandblaster!!**
*For all the Ellen-hating animal Nazis who can't take a joke, I do not literally spray my cat with Static Guard. I spray it on her brush and then brush her with it like it says on the can.
**Sandblaster is just the town's nickname. On account of it's in the desert and the wind never, ever stops.
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